sociallyawkwardstingray
Socially Awkward Stingray
sociallyawkwardstingray

My husband read that quote to me and we said in unison, “He hits her.” She’s flying the flag upside down.

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

Didn’t he offer to perform their wedding in January? So presumably, around the same times she was so disgustingly spurting blood and he refused to see them?

I do not have a firm opinion on the following issue, but a lot of people in the Legal Academic field in Brazil agree that trial by jury should be abolished. Because, despite the logic of “judged by peers”, the current average juror is to ignorant on Law to properly decide on these matters... I don’t know.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

“Whitcomb replied that the officers were “suffering” in the aftermath of the shooting”

It can’t be said enough.

“After killing the mobster with an M1911 Harry realised that life had really gone downhill after leaving Hogwarts with no qualifications.”

I just saw the footage a little while ago, and I just feel sick. How terrifying are black men in the average persons mind? Just how pathologized is blackness that this very calm and polite man could be murdered after just a few brief seconds? It’s horrifying. I honestly don’t know what I can do that won’t make it even

Rick Perry is so mind numbingly dumb. He’s not fooling anyone with those glasses. The lights are on but no one’s home.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

She could have been holding a knife because she was barbecuing in the backyard! She could have been holding a knife because she was afraid of the burglar she called them about (yes, mental issues, I know, but...)! IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO HOLD A KNIFE.

Hung jury. There is apparently nothing that can overcome the reasonable doubt created by a man saying “the lying slut wanted it.”

Yeah, but there’s a difference between that and, say, The Shallows, in which a shark has a whole whale to snack on, but continues to stalk 90-pound Blake Lively.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.