sociallyawkwardstingray
Socially Awkward Stingray
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The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Update: Ivanka Trump is a Fucking Liar, Just Like Her Lying Father.

This has Pence written all over it. He’s such an awful person, people in Indiana were going to vote his ass out and now here he is, doing his evil on a national stage.

If you told me that every day number 45 wakes up and spends his entire morning trying to figure out how to be worse then the day before I would believe you.

Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

This is beyond anything I ever thought I would see in North America in my lifetime. I thought the west was 65 years past this. Ivanka and her jackass husband and the rest of the Trump family can fuck off. Her statement is bullshit because the whole world knows that orthodox Jews or not, they worship money and power

So, again, someone told him something and therefore not his fault for repeating it without fact checking. Sad!

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.

I have a good friend who is a member of Mar-a-Lago. I can confirm all of this. The access being granted to these men and women is absolutely, completely unprecedented.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

I’m def one of the people who will be working, I just started a new low-wage job. I plan on participating by removing myself from the economy, no gas, no snacks, no lunch out etc. I really hope this is an impressive strike!

Yep! A very vocal protest voter friend of mine has completely stopped posting anything political and now it’s all Phish quotes and peaceful namaste unicorns all over her page. Thanks, asshole.

THIS. SHIT. IS. EXHAUSTING!

If anything, I’d still lay odds that Trump will resign of his own volition. At some point, he’ll realize that he can earn more money, followers, and influence by stepping back and criticizing from afar than staying in office and making B.S. excuses for his own incompetence.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

“Trump does not care to read more than a single page, and he wants that page to be littered with images and maps.”