I just feel actively bad all the time

How It’s Made

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Hipster old millennial dads ew right?

Stupid hat? Check.

I have a friend from Minnesota whose son is named “Axel,” but it’s a family name, they’re Scandinavian, and they live in Minnesota, so it’s cool.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

I just...am having difficulty reading “Cummy Eyelids” so many times.

They can compress in an accident, leaving loose straps for babies to slip out. It’s the most irritating car seat thing when you live with six months of winter, but I always abide by it.

First off, omg your dog is so cute. Second, I love those earrings. Third, your lipstick in on point! Get it, girl.

Hello there everyone. The world is just so unbelievably shitty that I’m searching for an escape in ridiculous Christmassy stuff. We finished hanging lights all around our roof and gutters and also the bushes. I took advantage of Black Friday deals and got myself some kitschy earrings (some people go for ugly sweaters,…

Durham Bus Services got the contract this year for my child’s school district. They will be getting a call from me, asking about procedure and how they vet our bus drivers. Jesus, this story breaks my already broken heart. I’m empty. Where is 2017?

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

This week

The tough thing is that I want to indicate agreement with something like “Introduce an infrastructure package to modernize our country”. We do need an infrastructure overhaul, and it will distract him from all of the other shitty stuff he wants to do. But in Donald world, that proposal is probably code for “Handout a…