I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

I honestly think he never gave a second thought to any of this before now, because he never considered that there was a possibility that these women might not have liked it before now.

I must gently protest. She can definitely pull off a high waist.

Loved Jason Statham! I want a Spy II so much.

Watched Spy twice. Just loved it. Will probably watch again.

I liked Bridesmaids, but I can see it’s not for everyone. Have you seen Spy? If not, give it a try. It’s a better buddy movie.

So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.

Oh, holy shit.

I can feel the shaking getting worse. It is intensifying everything I feel normally (he seems to be textbook trigger for so many abuse and sexual assault victims) to the max.

I just took my blood pressure.

I had to turn it off, his tone and body language (in addition to the shit he’s spewing) make me physically anxious. He is literally acting like my emotionally abusive ex.

Today? Preparing. After the debate? I’m not sure what a 68 year old does to celebrate the feeling of christmas, new years, 3 birthdays, and your best orgasm combined into one amazing thing but I’m sure it’s going to be spectacular.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

In my fever dreams, which are apparently coming true today.

From your lips to god’s ears. I can’t take looking at his stupid face anymore.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

Plus, a genuine apology wouldn’t insist that this news story is a “distraction from the important issues.” No, you irredeemably predatory fuckwit, your inability to see women as human beings (as opposed to body parts for you to grope) *is* an important issue!