This might be coming from left-field but, “The 40 Year Old Virgin” is a really good movie. Once you push aside the raunchy humor, it’s a really good story about how all that toxic masculinity is bullshit. All that mattered is that he fell in love with some who genuinely cared about him. At the end of the day, fuck all…

I can’t stand most runners either, but this smacks of some kind of fecal revenge plot or mental illness.

If Stanley Tucci answered the phone, I’d give my goddamn house.

It’s called science. Get to know it.

I’ll keep asking - whydrate are they giving him the airtime he clearly craves, when he’s literally nothing but a national security risk?

To add to the list of better leaders this is fantastic.

Why is eating orphans wrong? I JUST WANT TO DISCUSS IT

Colin Firth and Taron Egerton had a far more convincing and sophisticated D/s relationship.

I don’t get the hate. Some bored house wife turns her kinky Twilight fanfiction into a dumptruck full of money. We should all wish to accomplish as much.

Meanwhile my fanfic ‘Gundam Wang: Operation Sodomy’ has yet to make me any money at all. :/

The friendzone also seems predicated on the idea that you’ve been rejected romantically but you’re going to stick around and wear the person down or prove them wrong.

Lmao you sound like you shit fedoras.

I just love how a group of people who deliberately lies, often utterly ruining people’s lives through those lies, tries to take the moral high ground over a child rightly calling them fucking idiots.

YOU LIBTARDS ARE SO ANNOYING WITH BASHING GOOD MAN ALEX FOR HIS SUPPLEMENTS HE SELLS TO GOOD HONEST AMERICANS #MAGA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE EAGLE FREEDOM PROSERIES PILLS EVERYDAY AND THEY WORK FANTASTIC MY NIPPLES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TURGID AND I SEEM TO BE YELLING ALOT!!!!!!

That middle finger at the end was a beautiful addition

Everytime I hear clips of W, I throw up in my mouth a little. He ruined my 20s and I assumed that he would be the dumbest president of my lifetime. Now he sounds like a goddamned genius.

Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

including simply being black, brown, or any other color darker then a paper bag.

I regularly grapple with the evil, white hot joy I take in how thin and lifeless her hair is. I fucking love how shitty her hair is. She’s going fucking bald. I love it. I hate myself for loving it, but I cannot help it.