Really? Did you just gloss over the last several weeks?

Your 2nd suggestion is that she change her worldview and life philosophy. I’m not sure why you think you have enough credibility to convince anyone to do that. You don’t seem happy. In fact, you seem to be one of those people who struggled and instead of working to end the conditions that made you struggle, you…

See, as much as I vote Democratic, I can’t do that: if there is a truly reprehensible person representing the Party, than I cannot responsibly vote for that person. Do you think voting the Party ticket is doing the Republicans any good right now? I think voting for the Party to elect the President has resulted in deep…

Hard to be “irresponsible” when no one will fuck you because you’re a terrible person.

He probably spells it “faustinveve barggggggg”

Meh. I’ll give him credit for acknowledging the GOP strategy toward Obama was nihilistic and bordered on sedition. First step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

You magnificent bastard.

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Side note. The team comps in that picture are just garbage.

Well, in fairness, how often do you contemplate dueling? I personally haven’t drawn my rapier since 1654.

her tightly closed fist as Brigitte Macron touches her arm and tries to hold her hand... what was that all about?

bitch, it’s a joke

He totally does say “let go” and Macron points at something off in the distance and is internally screaming, “NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.”

Also, Melania’s entire outfit is gorgeous and now I feel like I’ve committed treason.

I swear Trump says “let go” about 5 seconds in, but you know he’s the one that won’t let go like there’s some sort of reward for being the one to free the other person from this awkwardness.

Mitch McConnell next week...

It’s GoT gif week. (Yeah, I made that up, but idc.) I thought I was done celebrating today, but this article came along.

Wait wait, tell me if you’ve heard this one before: “Junior is such a great, honest, transparent person. Did he stray because he didn’t know better? Yes. But he’s a good American at heart and he’s working for the greater good, you know? Such an asset to his team. It’d be cruel to destroy his young life over this.”