I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

Also, it’s already illegal to peek at / sexually assault / rape someone in the bathroom.

Victim: Help! I was raped by a police offic-
Republican: No you weren’t.

Agreed. I can’t stand Trump but I’m not about to be a hypocrite and act like a raving asshole like him if I run into his family.

If you run into Ivanka Trump on an airplane and you are hell-bent at talking to her, there are ways to handle that interaction that are much more productive than screaming at her about not flying on a private plane.

Right. The actual answer is that probably plans fell through at the last moment and she needed to travel as quickly as possible and because it’s the holiday, first/business class was already booked up, so they got five tickets for coach.

The only thing Mr. Lasner’s husband achieved was pissing off every other passenger. I wasn’t even on the flight and I’m pissed off. Just because some a-hole Trump chump got into a tirade on a Delta flight doesn’t mean it’s accepted practice. In fact, I’d argue to the contrary. There are better ways of making your…

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

...and never recline my seat.

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

Pray tell, are your thoughts and digressions, which I can only assume follow similar lines to the one above, available somewhere on the information superhighway (which, though well-known as a haven for overwrought, I’ll-informed screeds, I still find myself perusing on a frequent basis) on a “weblog” or other sort of…

***THE ABSOLUTE APEX OF THE THIRD AND FINAL PREQUEL DURING THE MUCH PINED-FOR FIGHT THAT SET EVERYTHING TO COME IN MOTION***

Right? I keep looking to the East but there’s no sign of Gandalf anywhere.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Can Ann Coulter have children? I always just assumed she was some sort of horrible simulacra being piloted around by a thousand angry scorpions.

Seriously, it’s as if they think “But he handsome and wears nice clothes! Isn’t it somehow ironic that he’s a fucking racist piece of shit?!?”

I’m amazed that they are not actually physically dead through your direct actions. I applaud your restraint.

They go to college for FREE! - that’s called an academic scholarship. Maybe if you were a better, smarter, more studious child, you would have gotten a scholarship instead of having to take out a loan.

This whole thread is making me laugh out loud