God, this is a gorgeous song. I really like Lady Gaga. I’ve seen her twice in concert. I generally hate concerts now that I’m an Old, but it’s money well spent, if you have the opportunity. I will always try to see her if she’s playing in my city.

Ick.

This is great. I absolutely love her.

I love her for all the same shallow reasons. I think she is just beautiful. And I love her voice, too.

Oh sweet JESUS. I couldn’t even finish it. It was both humorous and horrifying. Tell me, Ansel, what did your “muddah” say?

SAME. And the worst part is, Mr. Social LOVES it, ugh.

OK. I finally bit the bullet and am watching the interview.

I would do close to anything to get a TIE Fighter reboot. God, I loved that game. I kept my old shitty Compaq around for years just so I could play it and was devastated when I couldn’t get past one particularly bad series of “STACK OVERFLOW” errors.

You and me, boo boo. I’m almost afraid to say here that I LOVEEEEEEE “Feel It Still.”

Seriously, what a bunch of whiners!

Ah, damn. My heart hurts for your friends but I am also grateful that the choice was theirs to make. I miscarried a wanted pregnancy earlier in the year and if I had not miscarried naturally, I likely would have had to terminate the pregnancy because of a risk to my uterus. People don’t seem to get it. We can have…

Exactly. I don’t get it.

I think about this all. the. time.

Great, now I’m dead, absolutely 100% DEAD.

Thank God. I love how forced birthers act as though women are gleefully cruising through a pregnancy until the 2nd or third tri and decide, “ugh, this is really cramping my style, I don’t want a baby after all.” IDIOTS: NO WOMAN WANTS TO ABORT THAT LATE. Any woman aborting that late has either been prevented by her…

It made me hurt inside, all of it.

Seriously, what the actual fuck with that.

YES! I loved that too. And the shot of the kid at the end. No dynasty of Force-strong people is going to save the galaxy. Regular old people, the nobodies, are going to save themselves.

SAME. I loved it because it’s branching out, it’s doing things differently and I am so here for it.

HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A MOTION IN LIMINE IS