I have no chill left either. I am terrified and I need this election to be over and to simultaneously never happen...

This should cheer you up!

DUDE. I was at the bar and it was just constant Donald Trump and Joe Arpaio ads in between the local news segment covering Trump being in my state with Arpaio and Jan Brewer introducing him. LIKE PLEASE I NEED A BREAK. WE ALL NEED A BREAK.

Here you go:

I was listening to a local r&b station here in Philly, and one of the super pac ads tries to shame black people into voting for Trump because Hillary is pro-abortion which could “kill a future Rosa Parks”.

fucking same!!!

I have no chill on this either. We could probably both use the human version of this right now:

“Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Is it weird my favorite ship from Overwatch is Ana-Reinhardt?

I like Make America Great Britain Again

I believe Donald Trump is one of the handsomest billionaires that’s ever lived

Her heart is killing the Great Barrier Reef

Javik always gets me.

Available at all reputable cock-merchants in Meereen.

ETA that’s what I call a big, beautiful wall.

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

There are a lot of reasons why we are not learning the sex, but avoiding gendered gifts is a big part of it.

Ugh, I’m 20 weeks pregnant today, I break into hives whenever I start to research strollers, car seats, etc. We’re going to get a lot of hand-me-downs, but some stuff we’re going to have to shell out for. I HATE feeling like we are being shaken down for all our money by an industry that also insists on these cutesy,…

I think he’s using the term “misandrist” in the sense that the patriarchy/rape culture negatively affects BOTH men and women, which is something not everyone always thinks about. It doesn’t seem like he’s trying to detract from the fact that women have been long suffering from sexist bullshit. It’s not a zero-sum game.