If anything, you are trolling me. Furthermore, I am fucking tired of people who self-identify as “left-wing” torturing both logic and the historical record to assert that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in any sense similarly “compromised” when she’s an excellent person, candidate and public servant and he…

I always thought she was beautiful, smart and funny. As I’ve said before, if I was a closeted Republican, Lawrence would be the beard of my dreams.

Change that to “America: you have just two skittles to choose from and the Orange one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.”

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

I play with two other friends regularly, as a three-person team. One of them is auto-locked to Symettra (capture/payload defense) or Pharah (capture/payload attack / KOTH)... which is frustrating, but neither me or the other teammate ever bother to broach the subject. That means the two of us remaining always (ALWAYS)…

I hate the half-hearted lock on aiming. I’m trying to boost a Rein, and here floats a stray Zenyatta, and suddenly he glowing blue and violently healing the team and it wasn’t anyone’s fault

Its like she gives you all of the caffeine ever, gives you the really good firecrackers from Mexico, then covers your hands in that impossibly slippery hair product. Get in there.

“can’t even figure out how to get behind Reinhardt’s shield properly.”

Evans had one tweet about enjoying watching Patton Oswalt mocking Shkreli, and Shkreli has been losing his damn mind about it ever since:

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

Um....why do people get so offended by it? I mean, it’s just a joke. Everyone is so politically correct nowadays? I mean, can’t a country boy just put on a white cloak and burn a cross?

Excellent.

Then he’ll allow Trump to interrupt with, “I can do it in 4 words. NO GIRLS IN SCHOOL.” receiving tearful applause from Lauer and a standing ovation from his roving entourage of neckbearded babymen.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

Actual photo of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter’s kid:

So should I stop filling these abandoned tires with water or

This is what happens when people think just electing the president is enough. You end up with Ryan and McConnell holding pregnant women currently or in danger of contracting Zika hostage to get to defund Planned Parenthood.

I don’t think there was an undercurrent of sexual jealousy or bitterness, or what there was isn’t the major factor. Serena doesn’t even think she’s infertile, she tells Offred it’s the Commander as she pushes the handmaid towards the gardener. Serena’s problem isn’t her fertility, it’s the role she’s been relegated to…