Hey again and congrats again :) I just wanted to second the rocker thing. My parents bought this one for us as a gift: http://www.livingspaces.com/ProductView.aspx?productId=85208 It rocks and reclines, is comfortable AF but is pretty compact. We didn’t find out the gender and got the chair in this really fetching…

Bobby, just when I think I can’t love you any more, you go and show me this. I have always loved key changes in songs and have often said KEY CHANGE... to myself. Yeah. Thanks for this. You rock, boo boo.

Congrats on your half! I remember seeing the “Worst Parade Ever” when I ran the San Diego Half in 2013 and thinking it was the best sign I’d ever seen. Well done!

Another attorney here and the whole thing is driving me 100% batshit crazy, and there is literally no way to get through to these people on the point, either.

Yes, same! I’m 34 and have frequently felt thankful that nothing truly heinous has ever happened to me. And I’ve also realized that for a very, very long time, I’ve filed away the disgusting microaggressions I’ve experienced under “Shit I Put Up With as a Woman.” A friend of my older cousin’s grabbed my crotch back…

“I have a hard time understanding why someone concerned with issues such as women’s rights would support the same woman whose husband’s legacy included sexually harassing nearly every women he came in contact with...” THIS IS TRUMP I CANT EVEN ARGLE-BARGLE BLAAARRRRRRRGH

Oh my good HEAVENS above, I’m an attorney and I came here to say this. “...we welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight.” Dear GOD, this is the sweetest thing I have ever read and I’m so envious that based on my area of law I will never, ever get to send anything remotely this satisfying and perfect.

I think this is exactly right. Besides this, going to trial is awful. Testifying is awful. It’s a huge stress in your life, and a huge time suck. It’s why so many cases settle. Some people say a bad settlement beats a good lawsuit. That’s why.

PREACH

Fellow West Coaster with the same, humble request. LOVE YOOOOOU

Complete and utter perfection. Related: I got my official Woman Card today! https://shop.hillaryclinton.com/products/the-woman-card

The look on her face as she taps the mic... God, thank you for sending this angel, yea, verily, this QUEEN of the angels to us, though we were sinful and so undeserving.

OK, so hate is a strong word and all that, but as we lurch further and further into this dark election season abyss, I keep coming back to Doc Holliday.

Not sure why the picture isn’t working but the gist is NOPE, I’M SURE OF IT, I HATE HIM.

Thanks, I’ll pass that along!

In total agreement with you. I recently read somewhere that either all life is precious, or none of it is. And when I ask myself I have to go with the former. People don’t cease to be human when they go to prison. They don’t cease to be entitled to the basic integrity they deserve as fellow human beings. The…

No. Oh God, no no no no no.

Yes, you hit the nail on the head. My boss told me he can’t stand Trump, is just appalled at Trump, but just can’t vote for Clinton because “she is TOO corrupt.” And I’m like, ??? (I think he’s planning on voting third party.)

I keep wondering why we haven’t yet perfected the “fat transfusion” I dreamed up when I was in high school. I have excess, you have a need, why the F can’t we make this work? :D

I agree with you 100%. I think Kasich is awful and it was laughable that people were trying to package him up as being the moderate one, but I admire anyone who will stand up and say “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, NO.”

I came here to say this, and also express my opinion of Ted Cruz as a spineless, sniveling shitweasel, but I see you’ve got it covered and then some, so thanks!