PREACH.

It’s really... curtain-y. It’s a no for me.

Oh my God. I don’t care what happened; this is fucking appalling on every possible level.

I like the cut of your jib, sir. Well done.

Oh my GOD. Oh my GOD. That was beautiful!

Parental leave isn’t a free vacation you nitwit. It fucking sucks already, making it so you can do it without going broke just makes it suck less.

The whole “natural” label as used by these people is so much bullshit, besides. It’s like, did these people skip every single day of every year of science class ever?

Same, although “I hope those Boko Haram fucks all go die in a fucking fire” also crossed my mind.

I started on slut pills at *gasp* age 16, because literally nothing else would work to clear up my acne. Slut pills worked like a charm! My boyfriend at the time was stoked because he thought it meant that he was getting some, but *gasp* I wasn’t ready to take that step yet! Like, weird, right? Just because I was on…

You and me both. I’m in a perpetual state of shock that I can’t shake.

This. This. Thisthisthisthisthis.

“Maybe that’s because not everybody slogged through The Tudors like I did, motherfucker!”

I came here to say that, too, but I see you’ve got it covered. Thanks!

If we’re talking McDonald’s, the Egg White Delight on a biscuit is my new go-to. I think it’s because the cheese is real cheddar, not the processed American slice, it actually tastes like real food. YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.

Oh my good GOD I could watch this forever

I came to the comments section for the sole purpose of saying “OMG GOLDIE IS SO CUTE MY HEAD EXPLODED.” Rock on, karaoke girl. Rock on.

Right? He’s stupid hot. This thread has made my day.

Oh God, my dad LOVES Foreigner... preach.

Whether real or fake, here’s my take: it’s fucking revolting and disgusting and violating being so much as kissed on the cheek when you don’t want to be. So, in conclusion, fuck that guy.

This comment should have more stars. ALL THE STARS, I SAY.