This is the same reason they all pray for God to save their lives all the time instead of praying to die like they should. They don’t really want to go to magic fairy land because they know there’s no such fucking thing.

don’t forget this exception!

It’s terrible that these abortions happen but that’s the price of freedom.

* Straight Christian married couples only, must be white or same race as adoptee if not white (prefer white). Also, babies preferred. Once they turn 3 or so, throw them in the bin.

As George Carlin put it:

It’s funny (actually, wildly NOT funny) that the most violently anti-abortion person I know says she would “never adopt, because you don’t know what you’re getting.” I want to barf into her open mouth. Her husband once said to me, “sometimes it’s hard enough to love your own kids, I can’t imagine trying to love…

“It will protect those children who science has proven can feel pain, and give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives,” said House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy in a statement last week.

They are not good with numbers, these people.

They truly don’t conceptualize it that way though. They don’t understand that it’s not a clear yes/no answer.

I had a pharmacology professor say “it doesn’t matter if something is 99% safe if you’re the other 1%”. If you have an adverse reaction, if your love one dies/ends up in a coma/etc, nobody cares about how safe it is for someone else.

Not pro-life. Anti choice. ANTI CHOICE. I want to scream.

Alternatively, you could-and just bear with me for a minute while I try something crazy-you could, care about alive children, like all those ones you took CHIP away from.

And your tolerance for the risk might be higher or lower than mine! Who the hell am I to say that a 20% risk of dying is acceptable for you!?

But, if I remember correctly, Pence and Mother want to make the adoption process easier. Though that means easier for the families who want to adopt, not for the women forced to remain pregnant when they may or may not want to be pregnant.

No amount of legislation will prevent a woman hellbent on getting her hands on an abortion from getting an abortion.

Once again, for emphasis.

Good thing being born doesn’t hurt at all. Otherwise, babies would be screaming their heads off. /s

What a time to be reminded that it’s easier in this country to buy a fucking machine gun than it is to get an abortion.

A well regulated uterus, being necessary to the insecurity of male congressmen, the right of women to seek medical care, shall be infringed.

How many of these Jesus humping congrassholes have swooped in and adopted children to help them live full and happy lives? Also, this is Pence, all turdface Pence, who also has no adopted children.