And not just that, but I think the BIGGEST thing (which is pointed out in the article) is that now all kids can eat.

I serious doubt the Rich Ritchie Richersons of the NYC will a) send their kids to public school, and b) have their kids eat the swill coming from school cafeterias.

Kids should eat. People should have food. Food shouldn’t be politicised.

If I knew what fuckwits thought all shirts should be fucking transparent, I would have them assassinated.

Except that is cute and fun and has the amazing Kathy Bates at the center!

One of the rationales (???) for closing the clinic supposedly is that they don’t have a contract with an ambulance service for emergencies. As the clinic’s lawyer pointed out in an interview, you don’t need a contract; you just need a phone to call 911.

You will never get them to agree to help fund a woman going to get an abortion anywhere, even if it is out of state. You might be able to get a fund established to support the women and children, at least int he face of closing clinics, but that shit would be on the chopping block FIRST after they got rid of the…

“important measures for ensuring women have the proper life-saving procedures in place in the event of an emergency.”

Wow. I always assumed that all kids loved summer with a fiery passion in the U.S.

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.

If you pull a certain book out from the shelf, a secret chamber opens filled with blonde twinks and poppers.

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

I love that the definition of ‘going public’ with a relationship is now a blurry/grainy long-range photo of two people holding hands on a beach. They’re really putting it out there for the world.

Finally! Foxy Holmes lives!

The OG pic, for reference:

Wow. The sexual heat between Jamie Foxx and <yawn> Katie Holmes is <yaaaawn> palpable.

That disco ball is there because of me! My company works with his architect and I was tasked with sourcing and ordering that giant gold disco ball.

I thought it was a line from Jurassic Park?

The noises are unreal. They sound like two cartoon birds screaming.