Is there anything more revealing about someone deluding themselves than when they say “oh that person’s not <whatever generally understood negative character trait said person displayed openly and unremorsefully> they’re totally <complete opposite of the reality that you just witnessed>.” And then they try to tell you…

I vote MethDamon, aka Jesse Plemons.

Sike =/= Psych

Get a video camera and set it up at your desk discretely?

Trump’s five-point-plan is to tweet a photo of himself wearing an actual “sheriff’s star” while continuing to sweatily retweet racist and antisemitic memes involving Clinton (both Hillary and Bill).

Why don’t racists hold a black president to the same standards they hold other white politicians? Welcome to racism.

I’m dreamily reminiscing about when Obama was debating Romney and said “please proceed”.

crakitbakit, I totally understand why you’d upgrade your user name.

He shamed himself double-crossing Indiana Jones.

I mean, I’d much rather hang with Hannibal than Peter Parker as characters. Peter/Tobey is just that cringeworthy. Have you seen interviews with TMcG? He’s an emotionally brittle jerk.

Someone copied my user name! So weird.

If you think her jokes aren’t political, I don’t think you fully understand how anti-women certain political policies are. And tons of Amy’s jokes are centered on how society treats women in a disproportionately unfair way. When people get angry about her “stealing” jokes, they often cite a bit where she tells a…

Barb’s rap elegy was exactly what I didn’t know I needed in life.

My analysis of what Josh’s damage is centers around him being dishonest when he might say something that will make another person feel less fondness for him. He’s essentially a kind person (nothing wrong worth that!) but when it comes down to it, he elevates avoiding minor personal discomfort over another person’s…

I like how Josh and Greg basically personify the spectrum of why manchildren have downsides- Josh is sweet but isn’t honest when his honesty might diminish someone liking him. Greg is honest about negative feelings but cannot cope with genuinely happy feelings because he’d rather be right than love and lose. They…

Darryl and White Josh make me squee.

I’m not a nurse, but worked as a drug counselor (bagged pee, counted residents, ensured infants slept on their backs) at an inpatient drug treatment facility where women reunited with their children. Occasionally the women were pregnant and drug court ordered to live their while receiving methadone maintenance. …

Was the doctor not present during the birth? It sounds like they were pissed about the incompetent stitch-up job that happened immediately after your birth.

You win. Birth is traumatic but entirely common, genitals are delicate and a doctor sewed themself to your bits. Nothing is more gross/horrifying than that.

I met a hilariously charming mom recently who nicknamed her in-utero babies “lefty” and “righty” because each pregnancy had utilized a separate uterus (which is rare, usually only one uterus “takes”). She also explained that her and her husband used condos throughout her pregnancy lest she get double-pregnant, which…