socialjurassicraptor
SocialJurassicRaptor
socialjurassicraptor

It really upsets me that Twin Peaks is not actually a David Lynch Twin Peaks themed restaurant.

Why are sexy men almost always targeted to gay men and not to straight women?!

This description sounds to me like a place for dudes who like other dudes not a place created for women wondering around looking for food and fun after watching a Magic Mike movie.

it’s like not even the dudebros. it’s just HOW FUCKING ABOVE IT ALL they general seem to think they are? like 4chan embraces their shitty basement dwelling selves. they know, in general, that the loudest part of their comentariat are juvinile, petty dicks. reddit seems to think itself so far above it all when they are

Why do all the headlines for all four of these stories sound like they were written by the cunt punch sorority girl?

Hillary Clinton courting the very important “Fighting_Polish” vote with this shameless Chipotle pandering and tbh it’s working.

That is exactly her angle and expression I picture when.. well nevermind its not important.

It seems wildly different from the first movie.

It's that black kid from Malcom in the Middle all grown up.

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Isn’t wage gap a misleading term. My understanding is that it is more of a career gap ie women are either forced or take worse paying jobs. When you look at actual same job, same hours, same experience pay levels, the gap is small to nonexistent to favoring women depending on the career.

I won’t vote for any Republican or Democrat who supports any ridiculous “equal pay” law. Your pay is between you and your employer and what you can negotiate. All these laws are are lawsuit fodder give-aways to lawywers and subsidies for bad workers who think they “deserve” more.

You would think if you're banging middle school boys for money, you'd never have to mow your own lawn.

Why aren't I invited to these kinds of parties as an adult?

Pure speculation here. Child Protective Services can act very quickly to remove a child from a home. That "temporary" removal then gets investigated and adjudicated in court. The police likely had to investigate and interview everyone at the party, which takes time. Once they gathered all the evidence they made the

And then things got really weird!

So wait, authorities must have already known about this party because it "caused her to lose custody of her five children." Why wasn't she arrested then and there?

If she'd done it with both boys at once, the guys would have easily had 35 years between them.

Also the part where a 16 year old lies about having a 10 inch dick.

"CEO of a large corporation in EVE."