You think Galifianakiss’s persona is “dudebro?”

Eeeeeeeewwww

My first jury trial, my front hook bra unhooked when I reached for something, and it quickly snapped back and got hung up under my arms. I just buttoned my jacket and kept going. At the next break, I pulled it off in the bathroom and tried to ignore the horrible feeling of near-nakedness. We won, and over drinks my…

I assumed they meant “tooth fairy” as in the serial killer from the hannibal series nicknamed the tooth fairy by the (fictional) media.

So much Yes for the stop swiping! A male, and very cute, plastic surgeon got a look at what is probably the biggest dick in the Western US. Guy had sent it to me before an unfortunate accident which required the visit to the plastic surgeon. When the doc asked to see pictures of my accident, he starts swiping! I knew…

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

“But they’re up there looking for emails and scandals”

The soap trickles down from the rest of my body. Like trickle-down economics. Except this actually works.

Wait are you actually telling me to ignore the “cable news horserace”, when the majority of major cable news networks are so far up Hillary’s ass that they can smell her breath.

Do you eat off your legs?

do you routinely roll around in raw chicken juice?

“After Clinton trounces Trump in November”

I do think he’s wrong. They are literally there, participating, working, and getting paid, so they do have something to do with high fashion. Regardless of how they got there, they’re currently there. Personal feelings of how they achieved that role don’t discount the fact that they ARE in high fashion.

That’s a dumb statement though. They have something to do with high fashion because they model the high fashion, duh. Clearly they’re not designers themselves but are we expecting models pass some sort of high fashion litmus test? That’s preposterous. They need to look a certain way and pose and walk around. This guy…

Right - everyone who gets a MacArthur, with very few exceptions, already has enough money to live on. It’s baffling.

I will never understand why people are so eager to give monetary rewards to artists and writers who already have demonstrated that they can support themselves financially. Why not give out $62,500 awards to 10 times as many people who don’t yet have firm financial footing, MacArthur?

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

“With that in mind, dude had it coming.”

that is a stupid, stupid, trollish take.