You try so hard, yet never succeed.

This is besides the point, but it should be pointed out that Against Me!’s new album (Shape Shift With Me) sounds really great and their last album (Transgender Dysmorphia Blues) was excellent.

I hate videos. Who are asking for them? Teens? Millenials? Videos are the single worst way to consume blog-like content and I hate how much it’s shoved in our faces. No one fucking wants videos.

Pretty sure Katy Perry would be considered A List. Unless I don’t understand these lists.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two talented B-listers who successfully conned the world into thinking they’re A-listers.

I love love love this film. And Dan in it. He did the best thing by no longer standing around drawing rooms.

Two days ago I drove myself insane trying to find a Chloe Grace Whatever movie that turned out to be an Abigail Breslin movie. I may have officially reached middle age.

who is jon cryer

Holy crap, I love Leslie Jones.

I will have to disagree, his episode of High Maintenance was incredible + the upcoming Legion looks pretty awesome too.

It’s not actually IN Central Park, it’s just right outside of it. It’s this huge open plaza with a statue in it, directly across the street from the huge glass 24 hour Apple Store, and bordered by busy streets. It’s well lit, decently policed since it’s by several extremely high end stores on 5th Avenue, and since…

It’s not really IN Central Park. I went there last week to catch some, around 10 pm. It was extremely crowded, almost like being there in the middle of the day (mostly with people playing Pokemon). I felt totally safe there, and it’s very surprising someone could do this and get away with it if it was right in the…

Ummm...

And you’re being awfully pedantic. Hillary Clinton has been the democratic establishments choice for close to 2 decades. She’s always struggled to be the people’s choice and the polls today reflect that just like they did just over 8 years ago. The more she campaigns, the less people like her. Here’s her favoribility…

Amazing huh? She was anointed in 2008 and still lost, that’s how bad a candidate she is. Anyway, I’m with you...these completely foreseen and totally predictable events are a complete mystery. We may never know how they came to pass.

... Again, all wild speculation pieces printed way before the primary even got started

I know he lost. I don’t need to make excuses. He didn’t win. He’s not the democratic nominee and never will be. I’m not making an argument that the democratic party should drop Clinton (it’s kinda too late for that).

A candidate, unknown the year before, lost by 3 million votes to a candidate who had more name recognition than anyone on Earth other than the sitting president?

fucked up

I love reading and contributing to Jezebel, but I’m not going to give Anna Merlan my entire life savings and cat.