I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

Weirdly so. If I didn’t know better Id say kia/hyundai are pouring loaners their way for preferential coverage. The mentioned cars aren’t that great and they cost just as much as their competitors now. That was the whole point of hyundai and kia. Almost as good as their peers but cost a lot less. Now they’re almost as…

My knee-jerk reaction was to judge, but... Thinking back, younger me did shit at least as stupid as this and I was just a lot luckier.

They still hadn’t yet gotten over the shock of someone approving them for credit.

The Nissan owners were too busy napping in those boring ass old cars to notice any problems.

I’d say it’s a distant second to naming his EV company after the same guy.

Ladies is your man too quiet? Does he not use twitter? Has he never called a diver a pedo or tried to start 5 companies at the same time? Then buy him Musk Envy! Thats right after a few sprays of Musk Envy he'll believe he can do no wrong and try to start new companies for EVERYTHING While insulting people trying to…

He’ll get around to it.

I am the cologne!

Veronica Corningstone: [Picks up phone] Veronica Corningstone.
Ron Burgundy: Hello. This is your your driver. I have your ratings results here, and guess what? Your Diablo got crashed, your ratings tanked, so you should probably get out of entertainment.
Veronica Corningstone: Who is this!?
Ron Burgundy: This is Mr…

This is EXACTLY the kind of pointless, waste of time that bloated orange asshole would put tons of effort into until he bored of it 3 minutes later.

They tried. But when they went to shut it off, they got the “do not turn off your car while update is running.” Two weeks later, the car is dead, the update never finished, some Russian says you must pay 1000 bitcoins for them to unlock your doors, and Microsoft says user support for that version of the software ended…

“Thanks for coming officer. I think your dispatcher may have misheard what I was saying. I said I found a bunch of bricks and some cocaine. Here’s the baggie with the cocaine.”

I once bought a second-hand DVD player that had a copy of High School Musical in the tray so I know EXACTLY how the buyer of the car felt.

The rarest of crack pipes, one with a nice price. 

“Hello, officer, I’m calling because I just bought a car from a local auction and I found seventee..... ummm fiftee...ummm three bricks of cocaine in a hidden compartment inside the car.”

I think the designers stuffed that much coke into their own nostrils.

So the car’s a Crack Pipe however much it sold for, amirite?

I actually think it’s still a decent “car” movie.

If I recall correctly, the Turbo also had a suspension massaged by Lotus...