I suppose I ought to be embarrassed by the fact that the only one of those that looks even remotely entertaining to me is The Road Movie.

I will always appreciate things like this that remind me that not everything in this world is an unmitigated dumpster fire of awfulness.

Not that it’s not racist, targeted voter suppression, because it is, but Georgia did not kick “70 percent of black voters” off its voter rolls. That would be like 2 million people, thankfully so far an impossibility that Brian Kemp nonetheless probably has persistent wet dreams about.

It for sure happens when a teacher recommends a kid see a psychologist or social worker, especially if the child is at-risk or in foster care. My sister is a kindergarten teacher and when she reports disturbing behavior or a decline in development, it doesn’t matter what the guardians want, the kid gets sent to a…

How unlikely is it for a sexual abuser of children to let that child go to therapy and discuss the boogeyman who’s stalking her? The, “he’s so confident and full of hubris that he thinks he’s invulnerable” doesn’t really fly because children are not exactly rock steady at keeping secrets. That is specially true when…

Jesus Christ. Castlevania 3 isn’t the best ANYTHING. That game kind of fucking sucks.

My brain refuses to comprehend the repeated sleights against Castlevania 2. Simon’s Quest has its issues, no argument,  but it was great and innovative for its time and I remember with fondness the hours I sunk into puzzling it out. 

If the date isn’t going well then have the balls to politely end it and pay for your portion of the meal.

 while this deviates from the premise of this article - i wish theyd bring back clone high

Cherry Bang got a lot better at acting.

It’s not even like it’s the “theory of pi” or anything. This is some dementia-level confusion on Morgan’s part.

It doesn’t NEED to be said, but of course his “3.147...” was even incorrect. 3.14159265359 

Does the ‘I took a pill in Ibiza’ guy feel like an ass now?

You were probably expecting there to be two of him.

Watched this with girlfriends parents and her brother and his wife. All of them NRA, trumptards, except my GF. They kept yelling trumpublican and nra talking points every time a kid would speak. Was brutal. All were in agrreement....”If I had a gun I would’ve shot him in a second.” “Need more guns in school!”

Good to know the tech that caused me to wake up in a panic whenever my infant daughter shifted a little too much is the same technology that didn’t detect the extra spin on my ball preventing me from getting a game winning strike.

Stop trying to make Old Spice Invisible World happen.