Live from outside the RNC...

Lost in all the Star Wars/Calzone/Jack Palance porn talk, I would like to say that indeed, going thru the car wash without having the guy guide you is the ultimate win...

The true face of evil...

My wife has an extra towel in the bathroom that’s sole purpose is to dry the shower off, yet it’s the bleedin’ splish-splash show all over the floor when she’s done showering. So I understand your pain. On a related note, I have never tried the hand-squeegee thing, but I will tonight! Also, maybe the two towel thing.…

Andres Cantor and Jorge Ramos of ESPN Deportes are the best spanish soccer announcers in America. I could listen to them read the dictionary and be enchanted

There once was a man named Enis..... Curtis Enis

It's actually Deebo's relative from across the pond...

I used to work with a bunch of Polish construction workers who ALL ate their sandwiches while biting a tomato like an apple. I couldn't (and still can't) understand what is so hard about slicing a tomato. I'm sure there's a Polish joke to be made there...

I live for those Bears Mondays on B&B. Nothing lifts my self esteem like listening to a bunch of mouth breathers talk about how Jordan Lynch should be the QB in some kind of wildcat formation (HE KNOWS HOW TO WIN)

I hope this is the end of these stupid joint practices. It was bound to happen sooner or later. If teammates fight (see: Martellus Bennet), what is to be expected of two opposing teams?

I was always jealous of kids who got their sandwiches cut vertically. My mom always cut my sandwich diagonally.

And in typical fashion, the new champion who just eliminated a streaking champ will only last one episode on the show.

As a certified referee, perhaps I can shed some light on this. Based purely on the two replays above, it seems that both players were denied a clear goal scoring opportunity. Regardless if the tackle was violent or reckless, denying a goal scoring opportunity is an offence that warrants a red card. (FIFA Laws of the…

I tip my hat to you, sir

Thanks for writing this piece. You're right about Juanacatlan not being postcard perfect, but it's still my hometown (side note: my mom is from El Salto). Thanks for visiting! I told my dad about it and he said it was obvious Canelo was going to leave and never look back. That's what happens when you're from a little…