The jealousy and salt is real. Just because you can’t afford one doesn’t mean someone else can’t have one.

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

With numbers like that, I might be inclined to have a healthy dose of skepticism about this whole thing, except you link the Lucid Air article right in the middle of this one.

I’m fine with athletes using their platforms to raise awareness about important issues, but I completely disagree that athletes should be REQUIRED to do so.

Alternative Headline: KIA REFUSES TO SELL ITS SOUL TO AMERICA

Huracan relief.

Shockingly brilliant! If you don’t get amped by this I don’t know watts wrong with you. I just don’t understand the resistance to EV racing, not to mention the circuits they run at, they’re such fun events, the atmosphere is absolutely electric! I want to run in Lemons so bad it hertz, and not just some resurrected…

This is an objectively bad take.

Pole vault.

Sorry, not buying it. This was likely the safest time this could have been done. As you said, hardly anyone is on the road. I’m not buying the Alex Roy argument either, “They could have hit a truck carrying precious medical supplies”. Well, yeah but I’ll bet that’s statistically pretty low. I think most of the…

Please star this post if you think “M3” should only ever be used for the iconic BMW model, and never be used to refer to the Tesla Model 3.

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

This one looks like a crab going “ohhhh” or a spaceship with its thrusters pointing down as it makes a landing. Possibly ships from a crablike alien species. 

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

For the past three days, I have been driving a Nissan Rogue rental.

I agree that it sounds good on paper, but the end result hurts my brain trying to put it together.

Reading this brought a tear to my eye.

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.