Yeah, what the fuck? I have never once had a store-bought tomato sauce that was better than what I can whip up myself in half an hour (for probably cheaper). People complain about fast food burger tomatoes being flavorless and without merit, but that’s nothing compared to what happens to them in a jar of marinara…

I’ve died on this saucy hill before and I’ll gladly do it again — quit buying jars of tomato sauce! You have to boil the water to make the pasta, so let’s be honest: this isn’t a time issue. A can of crushed tomatoes, some olive oil, some freeze dried garlic and spices — these are all easy things to keep around. Just…

My wife likes to bitch about the shit her mother does to her in one breath and then do the same shit to me in the next. Fun!

Right?  I think that the question is less “why was my ex roommate such an inconsiderate dick?” and more “Why was I such a spineless little twerp?” 

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

The “overspeak” is rampant among cops too. “Apprehended the perpetrator,” etc. From there it’s smooth sailing to “officer-involved incident resulting in shots expelled from firearm, resulting in expiration of single civilian by causes unknown at this point in time.”

Dear Nick:

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

I’m in favor of drug legalization but I’m not in favor of drug legalization *for teenagers*.

Also your original point wasn’t “focus on,” it was “why do they have so much frustration compared to everyone else.” Your point wasn’t exactly kind of your point, whatever your point kind of was. 

Tennis players, in particular, don’t struggle with frustration any more than other athletes, that’s why. Unless you think breaking bats, smashing helmets on the ground, fighting your coach on the sidelines, smashing water coolers, pushing the referee, kicking dirt on the plate, pulling out the bases and hurling them…

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

“90-mph softball as a pitcher.”

There were girls on our highschool team. The coach was initially resistant, but we pushed through that and said that he had to let them play. They were as good as anyone else out there, one played a receiving tight end and caught the game winning touchdown in our last game. this was 20 years ago and we all felt like…

TL;DR - Girls have the right to get CTE too.

in fairness the #1 McCain Down-Shooting champion remains John McCain

I “C” what “U” did there. “N”ice “T”ry but you aint getting nothing past me.

I’m not living without guns, it’s just that simple.