I don’t see the problem: Eli’s been running like that his whole career.

This was true back when the exchange rate was more favorable for Canadians. The local malls actually installed clothing donation bins in the parking lots so the filthy poutine-gobblers would have somewhere to put the clothing they wore across the border after changing into their new purchases. Previously there were…

Speaking of dying, when senior week ends, what happens? I’ll need my Burneko fix somewhere. No disrespect to your colleagues, but you and Magary kill it on here. Does this just disappear? I don’t want to see Hamilton Nolan writing the sequel to the communist manifesto on stolen toilet paper in Grand Central. Tell me…

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Guys, stop flagging Samer’s comments. I’m not going to ban him.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

Maybe they’ll get real grass some day...

You still wipe?

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.