#TeamPoehler

I'd be cranky if I was asked about Taylor Swift...

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

*Slow Clapping*

Boy, she looks like her mom, there. Frankly, I don't care *what* they said, it's just nice to not have Kanye scowling.

All Bristol Palin comments come from police audio and her blog posts. All Chelsea quotes from social media, newspaper and magazine interviews.

Having a six-figure salary from NBC to interview the Geico Gecko helps with that. Yay nepotism!

she fake dated peeta, so what else is new..

is THIS what we're calling art nowadays?!?! sheesh...

Yeah, but the US government can give hundreds of millions of research dollars to these same drug companies. Jesus, what jerks.

A few thoughts.

Um, Ms. Yousafzai, President Obama has had his own Peace Prize for a good 6 years now, he doesn't need you to tell him how to world peace, thanks.

i thought lilo was a brat. she reminded me of my younger sister. maybe that's why i didn't like that movie.

No, because like you, I'm a rational person. I know that these images are cherry-picked from very rare cases where a late abortion more than likely had to be performed at a point where a fetus actually resembles something human and not a retarded fish-squirrel.

that's not fair. there are plenty of women who are against abortion.

wow. did you just compare appendectomies to abortions in your article? Seriously??!?! Appendicitis is a life threatening condition. More often than not abortions are performed for non medical reasons. let's not be so nonchalant about abortions. okay?

old women getting pregnant is gross and unhealthy. why do you think autism rates have increased? why can't old women just adopt or something?