He probably dreams of riding his plane, yowling and yeehawing, into the ground like Slim Pickens sitting on that damn bomb.

The best part is they drive like a massive douche and then they always, ALWAYS, wind up parked at the same light as everyone they passed.

Seriously, why fool around with storming the capitol on foot when you can obliterate the entire block with an airliner? This guy needs to be out of the pilot’s chair NOW.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

A lot of rednecks and hillbillies come to my city from out of town. One thing a lot of them have in common is a childlike impatience for city traffic. They hate sharing the road with other drivers, perilously tailgating everyone as they weave in and out of lanes in a beat up old pickup truck that certainly isn’t made…

Those San Jose weirdos are actually driving around in Priuses, Teslas, and Subarus. At least pick an accurate stereotype.

I hope they yank the guy’s license. He’s a ‘suicide by pilot’ just waiting to happen.

Rolling coal = manliness? Think we found a contender for “smallest penis” award.

You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

If the goal is to differentiate from Subaru, that seems counter-productive.

They could try lifting it and putting some black plastic cladding on the wheel wells, I hear that’s pretty popular.

Really?? Oh man, They are gonna be so disappointed when they find out the Supra 100% feels like a BMW...

This is on point for the last brand to offer tape decks

Insurance companies (the likely claimants) likely have better lawyers than he does.

Defense Attorney: I move that we dismiss this case due to lack of evidence.
Judge: We have multiple videos of your client crashing into cars and acting intoxicated. What does the prosecution have to say?
Prosecuting Attorney: I’m here. I’m not a cat.

These are the same types of people who yell at the McDonalds cashier when there is a pickle in their cheeseburger when they asked for one without. People like these assholes wish they were rich and powerful so they act that way to other wage workers to make them feel better about themselves. I hope too that they get…

IIRC, one of the defendants posted a video on social media after the incident and basically said the driver was lucky he didn’t get a beating.

At some point, you could likely just compare the two and get the clicks without jumping straight into begging for hate clicks. Some of your comparisons are also verging into being outright disingenuous as a result.

By being occasionally stupid is how I do it. But thank you, and it’s back in.

How do you write this entire article and not mention Rivian at all?