JFC. First it was tiki torches, now it’s Hawaiian shirts.

The only confederate flag that matters:

So you agree that these folks are bad too, right?

There's a normal sentence for a normal country. 

“Guys as soon as you get your $1200, DM me and we’ll start the Civil War. Tony is bringing sandwiches.”

According to Wikipedia, there are an estimated 75 million gun owners in the USA. There are, fuck it let’s round up, 34 million registered Republicans. At best there are 5.5 million NRA members and I would be willing to bet that there are nearing ZERO Democrats in the NRA. So, let’s just go ahead and assume that every…

I am sure Facebook will act swiftly, as they do with all the Nazis on the platform, right? /s

You do understand that this article is about AMERICANS wishing for a second AMERICAN Civil War. I don’t need to specify American Civil War. It’s clear to everyone which war I’m referring to thankyouverymuch.

My guess is that a majority of them are just fantasizing.

Fuck it. At this point anything to get rid of these idiots. 

Okay. Have fun being completely and utterly destroyed by the U.S. military. We won't miss you.

*Hanging out in Hellibama, looks around*

It’s weird how they don’t seem to know that scientists (and intelligent people in general) tend to be progressives.

“The anarchist cookbook...” Well someone’s going to blow their hands off inbetween making drugs from banana peels.

How about accessible like a 35-50k sports car?

I mentioned fold-down rear seats in there! They’re absolutely possible.

Unless you have a SECOND bed liner under it!

Good luck Kristen, we wish you well. Now get over yourself and admit that Chipotle is fucking awesome.