If flight attendants—who are the authority figures in this situation—were insisting that the dog be placed in the bin...

The pet did not have to be placed in the cargo hold, as per United’s own pet policy:

did no one else help challenged this when it first happened? Why wasn’t this pet in the cargo hold?

It seems to me that with their history of hilariously floaty malaise-mobiles, they’re in a unique position to capitalize on poor infrastructure with a combination of huge balloon tires and soft suspension.

Translation: “The kids who want these cars can’t afford them, so we can’t justify development costs of adding another option. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on the automatic for the new Supra.”

Kidnapped for ransom?

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

Shoulda got a fuel shark

You think it will be that high?

Totally came here for the sobbing. Let’s get some footage that we can loop for hours.

Take rate? -5%.

*hippie voice*

The road is only a suggestion, man.

Is it going to be road legal?

Doing what Toyota won’t.

“It might prevent emotional or mental related incidents, but those with criminal intent will not be deterred.”

I’m letting the “not an assault rifle” argument slide (it is an assault rifle) because I agree with everything else you said. To 95% of people, a weapon is an assault rifle if it (A) a rifle and (B) designed to kill people specifically.

“Minor” = $15 hose from NAPA. $500 is NOT minor.

Looks good, but not $25k good. Also too many small, easily-fixable problems to inspire confidence in the sellers maintenance. Who doesn’t test the A/C for Pete’s sake, unless he’s afraid of what he might find, or knows, but is going for plausible deniability? CP

why buy this when I can get a literal bus with a stripper pole that just needs some brake work for 1/25th of the price?

I’m thinking the courage came in more of a crystalline form...