Shit, I’d just do the whole interior in that and pretend I’m a spaceman.

It’s obviously the new Geo Storm.

Still could be a Cadillac. Or a glorious Geo revival no one saw coming.

You rank the C4 Grand Sport above, say, the ‘63 split-window? The begrudgingly handsome C7 ZR-1? The ‘69 Stingray?

An XJ? Nope. The last time an XJ gave the appearance of wealth was when car phones were a thing.

If ever there was a car for a fat fuck, the Escalade is it.

Your used Escalade does not make you look rich. Why?

Or at least a roll of nickels, maybe a nice bat under the counter.

Props to the guy for standing up.

Oh I did too. “Oh, sorry. Was just testing my brakes, are you ok back there?”

PHANTOM seatbelts!

“Seatbelts kill more people than they save!”

Yeah that sounds like natural selection.

“Juveniles are crashing into people, killing themselves,”

(Don’t tell him about Koenigsegg!)

The whole point of “no compromises” was to hook simple minded people with lame PR.

McLaren is saying it’s their first road car that makes no compromises.

The cuteness would last a few days, the impracticality as long as ownership.