Oh sure, when she orgasms to Tchaikovsky’s 5th everyone thinks it’s fine, but when I do the same to the 2003 comedy film Beethoven’s 5th I get thrown out of my nephew’s birthday party.

Thanks @ the comment section for reminding me how much people believe it’s okay to hate fat people <3

I knew a guy like that too and wasn’t traumatized by him either. I think it can be true that drunken frat boys sometimes wave their dicks around without intending to hurt or intimidate anyone, maybe even thinking they’re making themselves the butt of the joke, and it can also be true that it’s sometimes done…

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Hate the culture that gives a greater voice to straight white males than it does to people of color, the disabled, the LGBTQ community, and everyone in between.

Don't hate the straight white males who are trying to help change that.

Who made this straight, white male the Ambassador for the maligned?

I know! It's like you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Let's just celebrate people who are working towards positive goals and not accuse them of not being "authentic" enough.

I think it's a really obvious parody and its meaning is clear. Macklemore may be a privileged white straight male, but he readily acknowledges it and tries to speak out for the opressed as much as he can. Yes, opressed people need to speak up for themselves as well, but Lord, there is nothing wrong with the…

I just do NOT get the Macklemore hatred. Yes, he is a straight, white man who tries to use his influence to bring about social change. We get it - he is privileged! But, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of other influential musicians, actors, etc. out there with very similar backgrounds as Macklemore's who are…

I'd like Jezebel to interview Oprah instead. I'm sure she would have plenty of insights about women singing in metal bands. Then she could sing a nu-metal cover version of Iron Maiden's 'Phantom of the Opera', only she would call it 'Phantom of the Oprah'.

You know, you could just suggest that Jezebel also do a Q&A with Martinez instead of insisting that they don't do one with Duchess.