Gawker needs to hire you. Well done, sir!

Holy shit. I'd never heard of them before that clip. Been listening to them all day now. She's crazy awesome. Thanks, Jezebel!

Chris Brown's wolf tattoo has a human ear. What?

Or if you have kids who are too young to understand the difference, why not stop buying poisonous things that look like candy?!

Having trouble getting it to post, but this one is my favorite:

This one is my favorite. Between the lady's voice and the facial expressions of the older lady in the background it reduces me to tears just about every time. I watch it kind of a lot.