I really, really Do Not Like bodily fluids. At all. They're gross. I'm going to wash after sex, sorry not sorry. This can be done in ways that don't make the other person feel like shit.
(Full disclosure, I don't really like sex all that much, so there's that.)

"... were voted most likely to get married... "

I assume in their many pockets. My grandma send us all PJs once that happened to be for men. Even the PJs had gorramed pockets! What possible use could you have for pockets on PJs? Meanwhile as a lady, I find it even hard to find pants with pockets. I might have cried with joy when I found a dress with pockets.

I don't believe in collective sins.

RAFFEY! I AM A WHITE LADY. I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU. JUST WAIT THERE AND I'LL BE BY SHORTLY TO COME BRING YOU SOME JESUS AND PITY. DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT. I HAVE A LOT OF JESUS HERE YOU CAN HAVE.

Scientists study things that people assume to be intuitive all the time. That doesn't mean that the scientific method is inapplicable or useless. Intuition is unreliable and biased - rigorous empirical study makes sense even in cases where people believe that intuition has already provided all the information…

Looks fine to me. I'd rather MiniDork be knowledgeable and unembarrassed about sexual matters so that she and I can comfortably talk about making the right decisions for her regarding who/when/how. It's much easier to talk to young kids about the mechanics of where babies come from than it is to talk to a kid in…

Ah, the soul who honestly believes that all things they hate, god must hate. All things they fear, god also fears (on our behalf of course). All things they love, god rigorously approves of it as well. It is almost as if they are transferring their own foibles and heaping them upon their completely self-invented…

Well you can't measure dicks, that would be rude. So crushing contest it is.

Well said, it's competely hierarchal. And what is the hope, that us greys will keep trying, and work hard, and never give up, even when our thoughts and commentary are dubbed less important/intelligent/funny/insightful/snarky? Cause that's not really what happens in hierarchies when a community is marginalized. That…

Before I made the original comment I searched around for the kinja rules to see if my comments weren't approved just because I wore sweatpants all week, and found the article they sent out when it changed last year from the stars. It was all "no more stars, no more hierarchy!" And I agree with you, I don't think it's…