A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

More like ME-Bron James.

The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

This assumes there are no shitty writers at Deadspin. Assume nothing.

or

You can feel the envy dripping from this article. Bill Simmons is a sports writer—so calling him a shitty writer is belaboring the point, which is what shitty writers do.

No doubt that late on a Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention, the NFL would air its dirty Landry.