I’ve gotten so confused about where it’s permissible to pee. I keep urinating on Greg Abbott’s lawn, but judging by his reaction that’s not what he wanted. I only hope he’s not upset when he finds out where I’ve taken a shit.

Not as embarrassing as Draymond losing a 3 point contest to Kevin Hart last year.

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

Every resident of Seattle would suck Vivek Ranidive’s little brown balls for a year straight if he moved the Kings to Seattle. Russell Wilson would do it just cuz.

I know that hating the Warriors has become cool (it’s not cool, it’s boring), but if you love basketball, you should enjoy this. They’re an amazing team and a joy to watch.

Not just the Dodgers logo . . .

“Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.”

we’d get endless congressional hearings about bullshit if clinton were president, effectively shutting down government for 4 years.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Collars are a style, not an illness. Unless you happen to be allergic to leather/pleather/polyester...

I am watching George Karl, and I’m trying to figure out, What the hell is wrong with this guy? My conclusion is that George Karl is getting too much attention.

Do the Cavs, who needed a bad call to go in their favor to win need to play better in the preceeding 47 minutes or nah, just fuck the Warriors?

That’s fundamentally flawed, and you know it.