Sad that Chris Cornell can't weigh in on this

To paraphrase a Christopher Titus quote, 99.99999999% of women are never deserving of the slur “cunt” to the point a man should be popped if he used it towards them.... BUT there is .00000001% of women out there who are absolutely, positively a “cunt”

Her fake ass uppity smile is one of many colored people have seen. Oh Haha Duke would have been upset if you didn’t go..boo fucking hoo what an entitled sack of plastic, animal fats,fake teeth and gelfling essence . I mean this crazy bitch tried to drink a fucking steak through a straw. To make liberals upset. I…

Why not give the time of day to ever asshole that questions you and the crowning achievement of your life?  Dont feed the trolls.  

He caddied well enough for Kuchar to win the tournament, so I’m really not sure what you’re on about. He’s put in who knows how many hours learning the course Kuchar was playing. He got to know Kuchar’s game well enough to caddy him to a tournament win on that course, so I don’t really see how you conclude the service…

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

“It’s best not to think of The Black Armory as a new DLC in the traditional sense. Rather, it’s a collection of new reasons to keep grinding your way through Vanguard strikes and Gambit matches.”

So... as long as you don’t think too hard about paying money to get additional content... which is how you’d normally define…

Steph’s transformation from “delightful novelty on obscure team” to “unstoppable colossus that changed the history of basketball” is one of the more surprising sports turns I can recall 

DID THE PLAYER MAINTAIN POSSESSION THROUGHOUT THE SHOT!?

“That’s a relief,” said James Harden, as he prepared to leave his FIFA training camp

No, not like that. I’m talking about buttholes.

In Vegas there are definitely rim sensors. I thought you would have known this

DID THE PLAYER MAKE A BASKETBALL MOVE

Aren’t there like automatic sensors in the rims or something?

Flagrant Flops should be like technicals, you get so many, then you miss a game.

Whew! No embellishment/diving penalty. For a second I thought they might eliminate the best part of the game: when guys pretend to get slapped then shoot free throws. So exciting!

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.