“I know we are a nation of laws, and this is a very serious and almost sacred process of deciding how to mete out punishment...but what the guy did was bad, so YOLO, you know? Free shots for everybody.”- No judge who wants to keep their job.

Or?

She could be the only white girl in her cell block.

She called the cops 200 times for loitering and making noise. It’s pretty much rule number one of being an asshole; if you meet one asshole in a day, that person is the asshole, but if everyone you meet in a day is an asshole, you’re the asshole.

I’m surprised no one’s called out the complete bullshit of responding to racism with misogyny. If only that woman would be harassed into knowing her place, shed stop being racist!

I dated a woman who once said, “these n-words wouldn’t even have had jazz if it wasn’t for slavery, they should be thankful.”

Oh, guy, this did not work with the Cane Toads in Australia. Let’s not go there! Now that she’s out in public with her racism, most of her neighbors (white people) will shun her, and that may help her figure stuff out.

Look, being a pioneer is dangerous.

Fuck that. Let her rot in there. I am sick of these dangerous fucktards out on the streets. “Saving them - such as.”

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

No. Work with me here. This is a thread attached to an editorial about the futility of weight loss for a goodly portion of the population. EnforcedCharity jumps in and says "Americans should be able to live however they like. Skinny, fat etc. Except, today MY tax dollars are paying for the unhealthy lifestyles of so…

Yes, because this jackass clearly thinks he/she can tell who's on fucking assistance from looking at them.

Did you accidentally stumble on Jezebel after clicking some random link on Fox News?

Oh what a surprise, the Personal Responsibility Police are here again to inform you that you are living wrong according to their guidelines! I'm SO sick of the "MY tax dollars" bitching and complaining, and the assumptions that people on any kind of assistance are just lazy and did it to themselves. There is a very…

Can you give me the telephone number for the FREE TWINKIES FOR FATTIES? I'm way overdue for free food.

I'm interested as well. I didn't realize there was free fatty food programs I was failing to take advantage of.

That's it, I'mma hit the drive-thru on the way home.

As a medical student who has spent time doing research in dermatology, I would just like to take this opportunity to debunk any and all "anti-aging" skin care products. What the hell does neuroscience have to do with aging-related changes to the collagen composition of skin? The best way to "anti-age" your skin is to…

I think Thirty-One might win the award for creepiness, just based off their name. (I think the reference is to the "Proverbs 31 woman," who is often held up by conservative Christians as the ideal every Christian woman should strive for)