My god Amazon has some chutzpah. After bilking billions of sales tax out of states now they have the fucking gall to ask for more tax cuts. The welfare queen trope should be attributed to American Corporations and billionaires and literally no one else.

Are we gonna get to Do Kinja under Onion articles?!

More important: holy shit are you guys adding The Onion to the team?

I read your story about the “Greatest City On Earth” embarrassing itself, but I guess I missed the point because I didn’t see one word about New Orleans.

I kind of got shouted down on Yahoo! for this (of course), but I made the observation that $4K is about five points of annual salary for me (I make decent money, but I’m not a bazillionaire - Trump would probably call me somewhat below average). If you amortize that over, say, three years, that amounts to about what I…

You can if you view white conservative Judeo-Christian society as the “master race” and America as a vehicle for it, as so many in parts of this country either explicitly or implicitly do.

The Republican party thinks we are marks because, after decades of anecdotal evidence, Trump’s election proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are. And our fellow citizens will happily gobble up whatever crumbs the oligarchy deigns to give them.

We’ve seen time and time again that, if it gives them an immediate one time gain of a few hundred dollars, a vast majority will support policies that will cause them to lose hundreds of times that amount in lower wages and job benefits, as well as reduced benefits from SS and other social programs, in the long term.

Teach me your ways, sensei.

Pay close attention to what they’re actually saying, which is this:

Trump’s claim that reducing corporate taxes will result in a $4,000 raise for workers is patently absurd.

The answer is like bleach—easy to figure out, but toxic to the system. See, giving the working class a noteworthy amount of spendable income means they will turn around and put the money back into the economy, as well as savings and paying for educational costs (college, etc) for themselves and their families. Very…

But... something something something trickle-down economics! It’s proven to work so well!

“SECRET LITTLE ELF BONER,” is the best combination of words I have read today.

Jesus, I think I just laughed up a kidney. +1

Then it’s probably a good thing that I sent you those five other examples of how he replied to other commenters being just about as gross and vulgar as he was to me, if more longwinded in his replies to them though equally misguided (and devoid of facts), isn’t it …

Been there done that...

Also “the wife” is meant to denigrate her. She’s “just a wife” in his eyes. 

Now now... Who are you going to believe? A fallen soldier’s grieving family or a man with a history of lying and a documented history of attacking the grieving family of a fallen soldier?