Nope. Its cool as fuck. Shutting down Nazis is cooler than a young Paul Newman lighting a cigarette with a laser while he’s riding a fucking dinosaur. There is literally nothing cooler and more American than punching Nazis right in their fucking Nazi fascist cunt faces.

Little known fact, when Hitler invaded Poland, all the Jews just got under the covers and that’s how we won WWII. If you ignore a Nazi, he’ll just leave cause that’s what they do.

God, this is so fucking stupid. The only thing these people accomplished is to further alienate the moderate Nazis. Its everyone’s right to free speech and you can’t just silence people who are calling for the utter destruction and oppression of millions of other people because its dangerous or something. People need…

Its called the Trump Touch™ and you need to pay me 3 cents every time you say it.

He was a Bernie Bro and it was kind of a protest vote. I believe him. Trust me, I know a member of Cult45 when I see them. He’s dumb but not that dumb.

Yeah, right. Like that’s going to be worth my time. I’m not your fucking secretary.

Which obviously happens from time to time. That type of thing is unavoidable.

Do you mean the right to vote? Because the Russians were NOT voting, nor inhibiting our right to vote in any way. Americans had 100% control over the voting in the last election, as bestowed upon us.

Yes. I understand that. And its a stupid fucking point. One is someone participating in a right bestowed upon them by their country and the other is fucking psychological warfare. Are you for real with this? Why the fuck do you think Russians are buying American political ads? Because they genuinely like Trump and…

But it doesn’t help in the slightest. Stay with me here.

Its amazing to see people shrug off the effects of daily psychological warfare. I was talking to a cousin of mine the other day, about how a lot of the shit he was sharing around the time of the election was probably Russian propaganda and thought it was funny. He voted for Trump and now even though he doesn’t support…

If I have to hear one more person talk about how they “innovated a new category,” I’m going to barf all over the new voice-enabled micro tracker and automatic water dispensing sweatshirt I just bought for my dog.

“I dunno Don. Mother says that just how all Sea Mexicans are.”

Its coming along pretty well, but its a slow process. So unfortunately its gonna be just a little bit longer.

Do you honestly think supporting gay marriage is good idea, and that this is something the country is ready for?

Squeak, do you honestly think we give a shit about that? Fuck off.

Legit, they crowdsourcing new party slogans a couple months ago and I think that was one.

Pro-tip; Name it something other than The People’s Accession Now To Success Party. The PANTS Party. I already tried doing this last summer, but no one ever responded to my invite to join the new PANTS Party.

Funnier than Orgazmo?