Have you heard about the people who believe we’re being poisoned by plane contrails.. that’s one of my favorites.

No to mention subway tunnels, utility lines, sewer & water.....

Even ignoring that, Manhatten is barely above sea level to begin with and you want to dig down so that you are UNDER sea level? Does no one remember New Orleans?

That’s a really great way to create a big rectangular lake in the middle of Manhattan. I guess groundwater isn’t something they cover in architecture school these days.

Good place to put a future prison......

Even he wasn’t this bad.

Next candidate they run will just be some guy’s ass with googly eyes glued to the cheeks.

Bush Jr. twice didn’t tip you off already?

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of this dumpster fire of an election, I am not looking forward to spending the rest of my life knowing that literally millions of my fellow citizens actually believe that either of these malignant bozos is qualified to be president.

I am American and I’m just as baffled by it as you are. Is this really the best the GOP has to offer? In 2012, we were told all their “good” candidates were waiting on the sidelines because they didn’t want to take on Obama.

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

This, sadly, does not surprise me. Take cows. Now most people imagine that a cow is only dangerous when its panicked or really, really annoyed. Its not. They will plot. They will take action. Cows will kill anything. Eat anything. Do not fuck with cows.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

I had a bad feeling about this when I saw it was to be released in march.

Is it Rocky V v bad?

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.