At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

But they pressed on! Because how humiliating would it be if they gave up in front of the French?

Wrong colonizers, the British were the ones who ruled Egypt.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Wait...the gardener is named Mr. Lawn?!

No he’s not. That’s a 20-minute video, not an advertisement, that cannot possibly fit into any time slot.

thank you for my new motivational poster

Yeah, who wants to be able to walk to everything you need when you can become obese, ruin the environment and kill 30,000 Americans every year while paying thousands in car payments, gas, insurance etc.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Her attorney is garbage.

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

Please stop giving Trump so much free publicity!

I love that The Donald doesn’t understand what parody means.

The pull quotes are amazing, and a pretty clear signal that it’s a parody.

i worked REALLY HARD on this video, ok

1A. Cat, domesticated

Wolverines are easy to beat if you know their one real weakness.

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

You forgot the Wolverine. Any animal that forces a bear to climb a tree and then CHASES up the tree after it has got to make the list.