You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!

Yeah, I mean they still do plenty of controlled burns. But they don’t clear brush and stop all the fires because that’s… Not great.

This is what the forest service used to do before they realized forest fires were necessary for the health of a lot of our forests. There is a reason they don’t do this anymore. Yeah, they don’t have the funding, but its also like treating someone with cancer by putting leeches on their balls.

Who cares? This entire list is invalid because of its lack of penguins.

Birds of paradise at 16? And you don’t even include ALL the birds of paradise?

Wow. That’s an awesome idea… Thanks Hitler!

You want a porpoise? I can get you a porpoise, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a porpoise by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Demanding renewables in the developing nations such as China and India will strangle their economies and increase poverty.

Cool. Too bad that’s just not true. At all. Have fun with those blankets though.

Cool. Your point is that this stuff happens. Great point. Super relevant. You’re probably the first to mention it. My point is that the form and function of what happens after that is starting to come to light. People are working reverse engineering timelines, using all information available to them, such as the FOIA.…

And you’re confusing your silly blanket statements with nuance. Let’s look at one of Mr. Novak’s own responses here on these comment boards:

Not only will it be met with stonewalling, that stonewalling will hold up to any sort of legal challenge.

Cool. Have fun not understanding how all these policies are connected. Hope that works out for ya.

They will actually drop cases in court where exposing the method of evidence collection is necessary. They go to great lengths to keep it under wraps.

Great. How about people who matter? How about when the DEA keeps using illegally obtained evidence in criminal courts? Or how about when the Feds have used metadata collected in a similar manner to go after sources protected under either attorney client privilege or freedom of the press?

If only we had some idea of why temperatures have been so weird recently. We’ll probably never know.

This will fuck up the salmon runs. When the shallow streams most salmon lay their eggs in get too hot… The salmon don’t do well. That means less fish, which means less money for the local economies. This has happened a few times before (obviously more and more recently for some odd reason) and its a fucking nightmare.…

Instead, we need to find the root cause of why they went extinct and solve that problem. That means stopping deforestation, pollution, etc., not by doing crazy, expensive, low-chance-of-success science projects.