You're getting upset about the wrong thing, okay? Let it go. #confederate

Also Prison Break.

You guys. I am a terrible blend of Brooklyn and DC basic. Kill me, please.

I guess I'm heartless or something, because while I get that her mental health is in question, my first thought was: If security hadn't gotten involved it would have been a classic case of evolution at work.

Increased militarization of police units. Fucking wonderful.

At some point I just kept going to see how much worse it could get.

Correct.

No, it's haram. Harem refers to separate quarters for men and women.

I think that's the actual dialogue from the movie - I vaguely remember reading a Judd Apatow quote about how they couldn't say 'abortion' at all.

Right?? I remember noticing how awesome she looked.

I don't think it was on their end necessarily - people just downloaded the first (and probably only) ebook that had the title.

She is and always has been crazy beautiful (if a bit shellacked looking).

I cannot fucking wait. Oberyn is probably in my top 5 favorite characters but knowing what lies ahead... BRING IT ON.

I get the essence of everything Shailene Woodley says, and I like it, but something about the way she forms sentences bugs the shit out of me.

As we worked together, we saw each other regularly. I was sort of perpetually horny around him but that's it.

Use your imagination.

As we worked together, we saw each other regularly. We just went about our lives (although just thinking about him turns me on, let alone being in the same room).

She went to a different school, it was a long-distance relationship. I met her a few months later.

College, with three of my coworkers (two female, one male), and a fair amount of booze. He was SUPER attractive and it was one of those situations where we all started out by vying for his attention and ended up sharing it. Super intense, hands everywhere. Like sensory overload.

STAY PRESSED, LOSERS.