no worries! the whole premise of this article is a mess so i think we’re all confused :)

Nope. This is the anti-Bond. This is the complete antithesis of the cool, suave assassin.

In my ideal world, she’s locked herself in her guest suite with a good book and a bottle of wine after complaining of a “stomach ache”.

Didn’t he date Elisabeth Olsen and it was fairly, no pun intended, low key? It is starting to feel a little beard-like though. I wonder if Taylor is the go-to beard in Hollywood? Cough Jake Gyllenhaal cough.

in my ideal world she spent the whole party with Ryan Reynolds doing increasingly escalating bits, trying to out improv each other

i was all team tayto until i saw they got matching upper arms rashes...to me, that’s just rubbing it in our faces.

I don't get it. He was building a pretty good brand, being sensitive, funny, feminist, attractive, etc., and now he's ruining it. Why would he sabotage his image like this?

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

I’M DONE WITH THE HIDDLESWIFT CHARADE AND I SWEAR SHE ATE A LARGE LUNCH AND IS POPPING HER BELLY FOR SPECULATION.

Do T&T really believe anyone is buying this? It's getting more and more phoney as the days roll by. If the theory TH is partaking in this to raise his profile for Bond it just seems like WAY THE WRONG STRATEGY. Two weeks ago Hiddleswift and the ensuing media storm was my world but my eyes are so close from dislodging…

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

“Try to hug her. Just try. Come on. Try really hard. And try to look happy. Come on, you’re an actor!”

Apparently Uzo Aduba was at the Swift party too. I hope she had someone to talk to (somehow I think she’d want conversation more stimulating than just being filled in on Tom and Taylor’s whirlwind romance).

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

I always cry when Emma Thompson implodes in her bedroom (with Joni Mitchell in the background), when Olivia Olson sings All I Want For Christman, and yes, during God Only Knows. Always. Every time. Sometimes I also cry during the intro, depending on my mood. Yes, I’ve seen this film probably every year since it came…

I fucking love this movie and I don't care who knows it. Liam Neeson and his adorable step son are EVERYTHING.

I always.fucking.cry. when God Only Knows pipes up at the end...

I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR THEM.

The first woman we see him with was not particularly light nor did she have straightened relaxed “white girl” hair, she was of a certain age as well and dressed rather professionally.

That frustrated me at the beginning too, but they earned a few points back by making the supporting characters and the random characters really diverse. This is the first show I’d seen in while where you look at a crowd scene that isn’t extra extra white.