I'm going to fucking vomit.

I firmly believe anyone who hates on falafel hasn't had good falafel. Or they just hate happiness.

What in the ever loving fuck???

Mexikenyan.

I think you could only find this funny if you've seen enough Mad Men.

I didn't think it was that bad - the producers and cameramen of the awards were obviously doped up and Ellen wasn't as funny as expected, but my only real problem was from the middle of the show: Ellen in that ridiculous costume, ALL THOSE UNNECESSARY MONTAGES, the two time Ellen just stood in the audience talking…

The fuck??

A) Who cares? They've been classy enough to keep it quiet throughout the entire run.

He's the first Latino, period.

Will Smith, Denzel Washington, and Chris Rock.

It was a terrifically overrated movie.

The gif is from last night's Independent Spirit Awards.

Didn't she win for The Aviator?

WELP. They got two things right. Very happy for Lupita and 12 Years!

NO I'M NOT SOBBING IT'S JUST RAINING ON MY FACE OKAY.

Amen!!!

FYI Billy Crystal did the same Sammy Davis bit at the Oscars LAST YEAR.

Leah Remini used to be a Scientologist, so J to tha L O is an upgrade as far as I'm concerned.

I am not saying one of the passengers should've gotten in the way (although I'm sure the driver would've appreciated it and made for an overall safer drive) but come on! Calling 911???