I know this is quite old, but I must be real tired because I added “for you” to the end of your sentence, which he just got done saying it wasn't bad for you. To your actual point, I completely agree, I find plain sparkling water nasty. 

Except blocking any portion of a driveway is not legally parked

Yeah, that whole “bullet hole in the plane will bring it down” idea is about as real as Hollywood car explosions.