TL;DR. It's not you, it's me. My attention doesn't span that.

Not only was that exceptionally well-written (even by real-world standards, not internet one), it was also very poignant.

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: Same here. The old Auto Union logo is genuinely interesting, and even as an Audiphile I was unaware of that one. Good article Tom.

Every post or review I've seen from anyone who has actually been to a taping of the show says almost the same thing: It's not the British version, but it's great in it's own way and you will probably like it if you give it a chance.

The Ultimate Banging Machine?

"Now there are data to confirm this theory."

While the subject matter is nothing I and most other Jalopnik readers didn't already know, the article is well-informed and well written. And personally, I would like to see more technical-type articles like this one on Jalopnik, so this guy gets my support.

Handles like a go cart, sounds like a Ferrari, looks like an anorexic hippo. I guess you can't have it all.

@dozerslobber: Oh no, I loved the content. Like I pointed out, I just think the writing is more important at this level, so that's what I commented on. Good luck.

I think that the quality of writing matters more than content in these early pieces, so on that basis I'm going to give this guy a +1.

@Navin R Johnson: Well, if the planet is also 3 to 4 times large than Earth, then its density will be much lower than earth so the net gravitational pull on the surface will be more tolerable.

@thehackerdude: Hey, do you think it might be water on the lens?

I love Astons and this car is amazingly good-looking, but phillps head screws to attach the nameplates in the doors? Come on,

"The entire thrust of the message"

What's wrong with its ass? Did it grow a tumor?

WTF is it eating that it needs webs that big and strong, tigers?

This is weird, but the first thing I noticed is how much thicker the doors are on the new one. The ones on the old timer can't be more than a few inches thick can they? And even if they were half a foot thick, the new doors look easily 4 or 5 times that.

@dislexicmofo: If anyone in Georgia owns a samurai sword umbrella, it would be a Tech student. I love this school.

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To all of the people questioning what he wrote about Chick-Fil-A and Five Guys, remember that he's writing this as a New Yorker. For people who don't live in the South like us, Chick-Fil-A and Five Guys are not common (and most likely nonexistent), and I can completely see why they would be considered "special". Can…