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He apparently was told to take off his headphones while they played the clip, so it’s not like he had his eyeballs pinned open and was forced to watch.

I would guess that he had just run a pretty major gauntlet of press dates and was tired, even before he sat down for a marathon interview with Terry Gross.

This really

I am not interested in the conversations that arise from guests using my bathroom and seeing a seven pound roll of toilet paper in there.

I am not interested in the conversations that arise from guests using my bathroom and seeing a seven pound roll of

The whole reason he did Knives Out was because he couldn’t convince Lucasfilm to put Luke Skywalker into chunky sweaters in The Last Jedi.

Hey, Goldeneye was good. It’s a shame they never made another Pierce Brosnan movie after that.

Hey, Goldeneye was good. It’s a shame they never made another Pierce Brosnan movie after that.

Those people have clearly never seen James Bond go undercover as a circus clown.

Per Rotten Tomatoes, it’s middle of the pack, but nowhere near its worst.

Twitter was a much different place in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

It’s not the device, it’s Kinja.

It’s Pong. 

Buttigieg looks like a Dr. Seuss villager.

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It was horrible how she was forced to sign on to play this role without seeing a script or having the chance to talk about her character’s arc or anything else.

Oh, wait.

Eastwood, the screenwriter (who is also a real piece of work), the editors and Wilde should be held responsible.

No one pulled a gun on Wilde and told her to sign up for this movie. And no one has suggested this wasn’t in the script when she agreed to be in the film.

But yes, Eastwood in particular needs to be asked

They insult man-children in their film. A film that was, presumably, finished before the controversy.

Of course, Back to the Future is literally one of the few franchises that could most easily accommodate sequels indefinitely.

I have questions about how you’re eating your pizza in that case.

You have a knife, you have bread and have seen pre-sliced bread.

What is the baffling mystery about how to recreate a slice of bread that would require extensive prior experience?

After two published cookbooks, I don’t think she’s an “aspiring writer” any more and is simply a “writer.”

“To Tszuj Up The Bed” ... an attractive brunette? That feels a little beyond the scope of these articles, but maybe if I explain about all the nice bedroom swag I’ve just purchased.

“To Tszuj Up The Bed” ... an attractive brunette? That feels a little beyond the scope of these articles, but maybe

It’s weird that you would click on this article about what she had to say without knowing who she is, but she’s a model married to a multi-platinum recording artist, John Legend. At this point, though, she’s in the famous-for-being-famous category, especially for being one of the most popular people on social media