Firefly at least has, what, 15 hours of content to show? Like or don’t, at least we have a sense of the thing.

We know Barb is uncomfortable in her own skin, likes terrible ‘80s fashion and hair, and doesn’t want Nancy to explore aspects of growing up that Barb isn’t ready for yet. That’s a real Cliffs Notes version of…

Much of his sensibility would work great in comics. He’d be like a much more violent Bendis.

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Most of which she spent complaining and being uncomfortable. I can see someone identifying with her, but “likeable” feels like a stretch.

The AV Club’s discussion of medieval symbolism has really fallen off since they moved over to Kinja.

If PETA wasn’t sticking their nose into stuff to cause controversy and garner attention, where would their donations come from? There aren’t enough white girl college freshmen with access to the “emergency credit card” for the first time to keep them afloat.

Miss World America isn’t even what passes for one of the good pageant systems. This girl was a third-tier pageant queen in addition to being a racist Islamophobe.

Kim’s Convenience is a great little show. Dude is going to be a major star after this movie comes out.

As well he shouldn’t.

Five Guys burgers are about what you’d get at an OK work picnic.

There’s a place called Trip’s Burgers in Jalisco that’s doing something similar. Visually it’s near perfect, but the food itself is only in the 75 percent range or so of duplicating In-N-Out.

how exactly is that the most dangerous game?

Dickey’s is better than Famous Dave’s. You take what you can get.

Ribs are delicious.

You must acquit my client. Defense rests.

Maya’s the daughter of two movie stars, so this may be the first time she’s been in a mall, honestly.

I’d like to interject here how happy I am to know that the US Navy is protecting Chicago from the threat of naval invasion by Canada.

Hot Dog on a Stick/Corn Dog on a Stick (I guess the founders had a break-up at some point) did make it sporadically across the country. There was a location in the New River Valley Mall in Southwest Virginia at one point, for instance. (It may still be there, for all I know.)

That knob isn’t in the nachos due to poor training. It’s poor morale.

Unless Taco Bell wants to yank the franchise, bad stuff happens when people are super-miserable in the food service industry.

There’s really no one to hold accountable on this.

The minimum wage employee knew the knob was in there, since it was no longer on the dispenser. They left it there (or put it there) because they were miserable. So firing them isn’t a threat, although I assume they’re already gone, one way or another.

The franchisee —…

There’s really no one to hold accountable on this.

The minimum wage employee knew the knob was in there, since it was no longer on the dispenser. They left it there (or put it there) because they were miserable. So firing them isn’t a threat, although I assume they’re already gone, one way or another.

The franchisee —…

Herman Cain was also taking pictures with an iPad and blocking everyone behind him, because of course he was.