Dickey’s is better than Famous Dave’s. You take what you can get.

Ribs are delicious.

You must acquit my client. Defense rests.

Maya’s the daughter of two movie stars, so this may be the first time she’s been in a mall, honestly.

I’d like to interject here how happy I am to know that the US Navy is protecting Chicago from the threat of naval invasion by Canada.

Hot Dog on a Stick/Corn Dog on a Stick (I guess the founders had a break-up at some point) did make it sporadically across the country. There was a location in the New River Valley Mall in Southwest Virginia at one point, for instance. (It may still be there, for all I know.)

That knob isn’t in the nachos due to poor training. It’s poor morale.

Unless Taco Bell wants to yank the franchise, bad stuff happens when people are super-miserable in the food service industry.

There’s really no one to hold accountable on this.

The minimum wage employee knew the knob was in there, since it was no longer on the dispenser. They left it there (or put it there) because they were miserable. So firing them isn’t a threat, although I assume they’re already gone, one way or another.

The franchisee —…

There’s really no one to hold accountable on this.

The minimum wage employee knew the knob was in there, since it was no longer on the dispenser. They left it there (or put it there) because they were miserable. So firing them isn’t a threat, although I assume they’re already gone, one way or another.

The franchisee —…

And healthier for the parent, too, to have a connection to a world that doesn’t revolve around small people.

Has Tim Miller seen Aliens? A female-driven story, sure, but one that’s drenched in macho symbolism and fire power.

Man, I’d forgotten about the Shirley Manson terminator, who got to behave in a way we hadn’t seen from them before.

Man, I’d forgotten about the Shirley Manson terminator, who got to behave in a way we hadn’t seen from them before.

Getting Clarke on radio, as was suggested elsewhere in the comments, seems like it would have been more guaranteed, easier and have entailed less singing.

Could they use VHS copies of ‘80s movies as reference materials? Because if so, I am greenlighting this pitch right now.

Definitely Rockford, not Columbo. For one, he’s a sad sack like Rockford and secondly, he wouldn’t have the patience to pull off Columbo’s patented play-dumb-until-the-last-question move.

thinks a Hawaiian shirt with jeans and a blazer is the height of fashion

Not all librarians are reference librarians.

As ‘80s movies told us, some are ghosts instead.

Didn’t the question initially come up while they were in a house?

And then didn’t they drive through town and out to Weathertop?

They not only passed payphones in 1985, they likely passed the library itself.

Ansari needs to book a parallel tour where’s always playing across the street from Louis CK. Call it the “Hey, At Least I’m Not That Asshole Tour.”

Standing up for a very specific sort of nerd here:

They could have called the reference librarian at Hawkins Community Library and had Planck’s Constant in about 45 seconds.

Librarians: The World Wide Web before there was a World Wide Web.