After nearly three decades of offering up comics that trended toward less in the way of punching, more in the way of moody philosophizing, DC announced today that it’s killing off its fabled Vertigo imprint for good.

Spider-Man/Human Torch movie, go!

Fine, I’ll do it.

The X-Men obviously need a break, but they can start introducing the idea of mutants going forward, preferably by making them something that seems a little disconcerting so that there’s an actual need for Xavier’s dream.

But the Fantastic Four, and especially their rogues gallery, needs to get here ASAP. They’d fit in…

The altercation involved sisters Sarah and Rachel Wattley, who were tending bar at the strip club when Almanzar was said to have thrown a glass bottle and booze at them. The rapper apparently believed one of the sisters had had a relationship with her husband, Migos’ Offset.

Given the list of things Twitter should be working on, and the existing market of Twitter add-ons that surface this information, I think it’s fine for them to leave this as-is.

Why implement it?

Are you worried that Twitter has too little drama?

Actually, yep.

Pretty much no one gives a shit about any of that, so ...

I think the bigger issue was that he came off as defending Zak S before it became completely clear what a very bad mistake that was going to be.

But that particular shitstorm is about four months old, and the radioactivity, at least as far as Mearls is concerned,…

I met Landis at Comic-Con a few years ago, when he was promoting Dirk Gently. I did not see him abuse or rape any women. But I came away creeped out by him after our professional interaction and all of these allegations definitely come off as plausible to me. (Landis straight up seems like a narcissistic sociopath.)

It’…

Fudge is delicious.

Please bring your inexplicably uneaten fudge into the office and discover just how popular it is.

Take your Funkos out of the box, people. Did you learn nothing from the Toy Story movies?

Take your Funkos out of the box, people. Did you learn nothing from the Toy Story movies?

Garlic powder isn’t as big of an improvement as onion powder (or, better yet, onion salt).

Little man, no. You’re 16, but you can make better choices.

The pizza that gets talked about most in Chicago—at least by hotel concierges—might be deep dish, but most native Chicagoans actually opt for tavern-style pizza, such as the pies at Vito & Nick’s. It’s characterized by a thin, almost cake-y crust, topped with sausage and cheese and cut into a criss-cross square…

Italian pizza is a crushing disappointment to nearly everyone who’s grown up on American pizza.

Every city thinks it’s the best in America

Rewatching Stranger Things with my son last night, when Bob asked if anyone else knew BASIC, I wanted to chuckle that obviously everyone knows that and then realized I am so very, very old.

Isn’t Hamilton the Hamilton of the MAGA crowd? Or have we now decided that the literal Founding Fathers didn’t make America sufficiently great?

In all areas of human sexuality, in my experience, kids want to know far less than adults think they do. Start with simple explanations and keep adding detail until it’s clear the kid would rather be playing Roblox or whatever, and stop.

“Because he has romantic love for that man, not for women. Some people love their…